Olivia's Blushing Bride Speech

Ladies and gentlemen, family, and friends who are only here for the open bar, welcome! My name is Tom, William's best man, and I'm honored to stand here today and roast...I mean, celebrate the love between my partner in crime and his beautiful bride, Olivia. William and I have known each other since our college days, where we survived on ramen noodles and questionable life choices. But little did we know, William was destined for greatness – and by greatness, I mean finding someone who can put up with him. Olivia walked into our lives like a breath of fresh air, or in my case, like a much-needed intervention to get me out of my frat house-induced haze. She's the sunshine that brightens up our mornings, the calm in every storm, and the Merlot that makes even the grumpiest of days bearable. As we've grown together, I've had the privilege of witnessing their love grow from a spark to a roaring flame. It's been an absolute pleasure to watch William go from a sloppy, sloppy bachelor to a slightly-less-sloppy, still-slightly-sloppy-but-now-with-a-rose-garden-in-his-backyard husband. To Olivia and William, I raise a glass to you both. May your love continue to be the stuff of fairy tales, your adventures be filled with laughter and excitement, and your Netflix password remain forever secure. Congratulations, you two! Cheers!